Last night’s NIL fundraiser in Raleigh left us with two important questions: who is this man, and what is his story?
Petition for Dave Doeren to wear the cowboy hat on the sidelines this season? pic.twitter.com/ElB3RtRf40
— Cory Smith (@RCorySmith) July 20, 2023
I have narrowed it down to three options:
- He is Flush McGlockton, oil magnate. Born on the mean suburban streets of Midland, Texas, a young Flush McGlockton discovered that he could smell the crude hidden in the land from miles away.